The results are in!  Congratulations to all Winners, Runners-up, and Nominees for the Golden Mushroom Awards!!  The Staff of West of the Moon would like to thank you all for your support and participation in these awards--we hope you'll join us next year.  Keep writing, everyone!

Questions?  Concerns?  Wanna tell us how much you liked these awards?  Write to the administrators

 


Best Visit by Mrs Palm and her Five Daughters
—self-familiarity at its finest


Winner:       Lessons in Maturity by Fennelseed (speech)
Runner-up:  Falling into the Sky by Elanor Gardner (speech)


Nexus by Willow-wode
Nocturnal Admissions by Fennelseed
An Impatient Week Ch. 5 Hensday: Rain by Cassiopeia
 


Most Ingenious Sacrifice of Clothing
—the unsubtle Art of the strip tease


Winner:       The Hole Dwellers by Polecat (speech)
Runner-up:  An Ordinary Evening by Europanya (speech)

 

Translations by Lobelia Sackville-Baggins
Layers by Eldalieva
Nexus by Willow-wode
 


Best Hobbit Origami
—or, I didn't know that legs could BEND that way!


Winner:       Symbiosis by Willow-wode (speech)
Runner-up:  The Code of the Brandybucks by Lobelia Sackville-Baggins (speech)

 

Lying In Bed by Teasel
Lullaby by Lobelia Sackville-Baggins
An Awkward Position by Lobelia Sackville-Baggins

 


Best Peep Show
—for those who get off on looking on


Winner:       An Awkward Position by Lobelia Sackville-Baggins (speech)
Runner-up:  Never let him out of your sight by Fennelseed

 

Nexus by Willow-wode
The Field by Singe Addams
An Honest Man of Gondor by Lullenny

 


Best Stress Test on Non-Bedroom Furniture
—you're gonna WIPE that table after you're done, right?


Winner:       Before Breakfast by Elanor Gardner (speech)
Runner-up:
  Rites of Passage - Chapter 20
by Willow-wode (speech)
 

A Gleaming Pearl - Part 7 by Xenobia
Bag End's Bane by Adrienne and Cara Loup
A Gardener's Plot by Ghyste

 


Best Tongue-Twister
—need we explain?


Winner:       The Code of the Brandybucks by Lobelia Sackville-Baggins (speech)
Runner-up:  Lying In Bed by Teasel (speech)

 

Lullaby by Lobelia Sackville-Baggins
Before Breakfast by Elanor Gardner
A New Conspiracy by Princess of Geekland

 


Best Hobbitpile
—the more, the Merryer!


Winner:       Foolish Games by Bill the Pony (speech)
Runner-up:  Symbiosis
by Willow-wode (speech)
 

The Field by Singe Addams
A New Conspiracy by Princess of Geekland
The Code of the Brandybucks: Part 1  by Lobelia Sackville-Baggins

 


Best Slip 'n Slide
—creative use and style of lubricant


Winner:       Tea & Lavender by Bill the Pony (speech)
Runner-up:  Rites of Passage - Chapter 20
by Willow-wode (speech)
 

Glow Even Brighter by Fennelseed
Heat by KayRey
Rain by Lobelia Sackville-Baggins

 


Best Chick!Frodo
—does Frodo buy his lavender water from Crabtree & Evelyn?


Winner:       Now Are Frolic by Adrienne and Thia
Runner-up:  An Ordinary Evening by Europanya (speech)

 

Fairer Than Most by Adrienne

 


Most Frustrating Fade to Black
—but I’ve been waiting the whole fic just to SEE this part! WAH!!!


Winner:       The Making of Samwise by Bill the Pony (speech)
Runner-up:  Heat Wave by Teasel (speech)

 

Casting Off the Scarf by Briefly Del
Heat by KayRey
And Like the Horizon by Briefly Del

 


Most Creative Use of Vegetables
—I didn't think you could DO that with a carrot!
(Please nominate fics exhibiting the most creative or outrageous use of any food product.)


Winner:       The Two Prettiest by Fennelseed (speech)
Runner-up:  Recovery in Rivendell by Budgielover (speech)

 

Gooseberry Crumble by Sunrope
Practicality by Adrienne
Nocturnal Admissions by Fennelseed

 


Best Wet 'n Wild
—hobbits are slippery when wet and it’s better so…
(Please nominate fics involving hobbits and water. Ahem.)


Winner:       Rights of passage - Chapter 18 by Willow-wode (speech)
Runner-up:  Glow Even Brighter by Fennelseed

 

The Code of the Brandybucks by Lobelia Sackville-Baggins
Heat Wave by Teasel
The Grotto by Ariel

 


The "I'm in the Mood for Love" Award
you want to do that WHERE!?
 (Please nominate fics where consummation takes place in the most creative location)


Winner:       Diversions by Lobelia Sackville-Baggins (speech)
Runner-up:  Quietly by Fennelseed

 

Yuletide In Buckland by Elderberry Wine
Touch Light by Willow-wode
On The Eastern Shore by Europanya

 


The Tie-Me-Up Tie-Me-Down Award
—excellence in light hobbit bondage


Winner:       Cuffed by Fennelseed (speech)
Runner-up:  Art Nouveau
by Willow-wode (speech)
 

A Fallen Candle's Flame by Europanya
Blinded by Thia
Bondage by Ariel
 


The Honorary Frodo Award: Damn, he really IS a screamer, isn't he?
(Please nominate fics where a hobbit achieves excellence in vocal appreciation of his current situation.)


Winner:       Rain by Lobelia Sackville-Baggins (speech)
Runner-up:  A Gardener's Plot by Ghyste (speech)

Runner-up:  Rites of Passage - Chapter 20 by Willow-wode (speech)
 

At Play in Rivendell by Stranger
Translations by Lobelia Sackville-Baggins

 


The Honorary Sam Award: Coming, Sir!
(Please nominate fics in where a hobbit achieves excellence in climax, otherwise known as the best orgasm award.)


Winner:       Nocturnal Admissions by Fennelseed (speech)
Runner-up:  All That I Had - Chapter 4: Standing Still by Elenya (speech)

 

The Code of the Brandybucks by Lobelia Sackville-Baggins
The Last Shreds of Autumn by Merripestin
Translations by Lobelia Sackville-Baggins

 

 

Awards Process

2005
General Awards

2005
Adult 
Awards

Affiliates

Previous
General
 Awards

Previous
Adult
 Awards